So, as you know (or if you don't - and want to read this, then this) the roadblock in front of my bridge is supposed to be clear by tomorrow morning. As we all know road construction isn't always (ok - is NEVER) on schedule, but here's hoping!
Anyhoo...as an aside I present you with The Comedian's comic relief of the day. I know, I know...words don't do her justice - that's why I have pictures!
So, in optimistic hopes that my bridge IS available for crossing tomorrow, I went to gather my materials prepared days ago... In short, a clipboard with numbered questions and topics I wanted to cover, leaving appropriate space for my notes. The paper said: #1 - Loss Packet Contents, #2 - Live Birth Packet Contents, #3 - Current local support group evolution, #4 - "On call" status as a local support during immediate loss situations.
It wasn't where I left it. "Comedian" I bellowed and she came bounding with uneven elephant feet steps and cheerily presented herself in front of me, "WHAT?" she chirped. "Ummm... have you seen my clipboard?" - A quick "YUP!" but absolutly no movement to go get if for me.
"OK honey. Where is it?", again a quick response, "In you office! I did you paperwork for you!"
I'm thinking Uh-oh...but I say in my sweet, sticky mommy voice "Can you get it for me?"
"YUP!" she beams and bounds off again returning only seconds later with not only my clipboard, but a blanket wrapped around her and this proud face as she repeats..."I DID YOU PAPERWORK FOR YOU!"
Apparantely she didn't know the answers to inquiry numbers 1 and 4, but she had numbers 2 and 3 covered!